Whacked! Everyday - All That Crap You Can't Leave Behind

          From the beginning of mankind, there have been only 8 instances where the word Fkuc was considered to be acceptable & imperative to use! Let the countdown begin…..

9. That’s one small step for man, one fkucing giant leap for mankind.

          Neil Armstrong 20 July 1969, on the moon. 

8. "What the fkuc do you mean by saying, "we are sinking"?"

          Capt. E.J.Smith of Titanic - 1912

7. "What the fkuc on earth was that?"

          Mayor of Hiroshima 1945

6. "How the fkuc did you work that out?"

          Pythagoras, 126 B.C

5. "Any fkucing idiot can understand that". 

          Albert Einstein in 1938.

4. "You want WHAT on the fkucing ceiling"?

          Michaelangelo 1566

3. "Aw c’mon. Who the fkuc is going to find out?" 

          Bill Clinton 1999.

2. "Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this fkucing mad"

          Saddam Hussein 2004

 Drumrolls………..

1. Fkuc all you racist bastards!

          Obama - After winning the Presidential elections 2008.

          Ever wondered how the ubiquitous word ‘OK’ came into the English dictionary and in almost every sentence that we speak today? There have been manifold attempts to explain the emergence of this word; lets take a look at some of the most popular & somewhat reasonable explanations.

          During the American Presidential elections of 1840; the Democratic candidate, President Martin Van Buren was nicknamed ‘Old Kinderhook’; after his birthplace in NY state. His supporters formed the ‘OK Club’ and the easy to utter slogan; yup, guessed it right - OK. However, this was not enough for him to win the elections. Ooookkkk!! we get it : )

          A craze during the late 1830’s was to come up with humurous spellings for words and one of them happened to be Orl Korrekt - for All Correct. This theory is supported even by the Oxford Dictionary.

         Other instances include, the Scots expression ‘Och Aye’, the Greek ‘Ola Kala’ - All is good, French Au Quai.  

                  And the least plausible is at the back of the trucks here in India!!!                                                                  Horn OK Please

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                     A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

                     In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and a more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. 

The best beer is where priests go to drink. For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King

                                                                                             - William Shakespeare 

                                              Ha! Ha! Busted !

7) Australia          - It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath. 

6) Korea(South) - Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists. 

Not as the First Lady of the United States; but this time around in a more authoritative role - US Secretary of State. Hillary is here, however her arrival was not glorified as it had for her better half . She is with her gigantic list of ‘To-Do’ things; her main focus being…. err Change We Can! So here’s what she’s gonna do - make the Mumbai police, traffic police, Delhi police to work for a few days and and and …oh yes talk to Mukesh Ambani, Swati Piramal, Jamshyd Godrej and Chanda Kochhar; stay in the Taj Hotel (Mumbai) to send a message of solidarity, kinda pressurize the Pakistani government, some talks on Indo-US ‘Un-clear’ deal, why US is emitting the highest amount of carbon crap. Are we missing something…. yes! meet India poster boy - PM Manmohan Singh. Wola!! Let the party begin oye! :)